Or maybe "The Housewife Assassin's Handbook."
I'll go with the latter.
From "Pride and Prejudice, the Musical"
Music and Lyrics by Rita Abrams; Libretto by Josie Brown
#3: IT IS A TRUTH (Complete Song)
(Sung by Bingley, Darcy and Caroline)
Darcy and Bingley banter about the pressures on single men--particularly wealthy single men--to marry. But while Darcy is disgusted by it, Bingley's attitude is more benign--perhaps because he is already in the throes of enchantment with one of the local beauties, Jane Bennet.
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