Okay, here are your choices...and good luck!
The Housewife Asassin's Handbook
1. Fake Emily (real Amanda)
I never forget a slight. Especially one that put me in detention.
2. Fake Amanda (real Emily)
I'm loyal, no matter how many lies you tell me.
3. Victoria Grayson
I'll save myself, no matter how many lies it takes.
4. Charlotte Grayson
When the shite flies, I look for a crutch: drinks, drugs, what ev....But I'm cute and young, so I'll recover!
5. Nolan Ross
I'm snarky, but I'm also smart and loyal, so everyone cuts me some slack.
6. Daniel Grayson
I'm clueless, but I'm also rich and cute, so everyone cuts me some slack.
7. Conrad Grayson
I'm a douche, but I'm also rich and hold all the purse strings, so everyone cuts me some slack.
8. Jack Porter
I'm in love with some little girl I haven't seen since before puberty, but I'm the only guy in this show with cojones, so everyone cuts me some slack.
9. Satoshi Takeda
I'm the only one in this show with money, brains, and real tae kwon do skills. So I must be on the wrong show...